If you ever… ever… ever… see Comic Sans here, it’s not cheating, it’s the irony of life.
The Caterer #3 2008 reprints *did* in fact feature the dreadful font, you may probably want to follow us on Twitter to learn more.
It’s also entirely possible that somebody at some point will try to fool us with “shopped” stuff, but not this time. We did our research.
Now we resume our usual sans-comic-sans programming!